Nightly Poison

The other night, I saw three infomercials I've never seen on television before. And, 

believe me, I am a connoisseur of late-night television,

so this is kind of bizarre.

Here is a clip from one of them:

I'm glad I have these precious treasures to lull me to sleep at 4 AM.

PS: Klee really is a dead ringer for John Waters. Just sayin.