Nightly Poison

The other night, I saw three infomercials I've never seen on television before. And, 

believe me, I am a connoisseur of late-night television,

so this is kind of bizarre.

Here is a clip from one of them:

I'm glad I have these precious treasures to lull me to sleep at 4 AM.

PS: Klee really is a dead ringer for John Waters. Just sayin.

listlessness

humidsweaty summer sweetness, here you are.
sometimes i want to do everything, so much so that i do...
NOTHING.
And it's wonderful!

Late-night television is awesome...most notably infomercials.







Close-up of the ewok dog


There's an ewok in my yard!


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you can find slutty halloween costumes displayed in the thrift store.


Worn-out wiener pet on the deck.


Another tired wiener, resting by the grill.


DRAWIN'


i was working on this.


the aftermath.

also of note:
strange, horrible dreams involving sea creatures (an octopus, angelfish, siamese fighting fish, eel) swimming in the toilet of an abandoned house that creepy people are lurking/sort of living in.
(illustration to follow)

-k