you're not supposed to ride a rascal on the highway

never thought i'd be drinking whiskey at 2pm, but i was cleaning my room and found some...and it is saturday. furthermore, i'm going to Woodstock with my parents today to see a concert. So, i think it's in order.

ways to pass the time, in no particular order


































peace

the big perception shift

The Extenze infomercial is the new nyquil for me, apparently. More often than not, i am awake at 2:30/3:00/4:00 AM being lulled to sleep by infomercials, and that one seems to be on more than the rest.

every now and then i feel like i reach this strange self-actualization moment, and within that moment i realize too much, so much that i have to make sure i'm actually still there (by looking in the mirror or pinching my arm to see if the nerves are still alive and reacting). Today i had one of those, wherein i realized that i am actually getting older...and that one day i could possibly be old. Sounds pretty simple, but honestly, it was so bizarre to be within my own body during such a jarring moment of realization, as if i could already see myself aged, and the passage of time a huge tunnel, speeding and warping beyond my ability to recognize each moment as separate.

so...time is passing? really? i still think it's just a big trick.



i found this in the field the other day.

things have been happening

Summer horses


Walking my wiener dogs in the wilderness


There's a dachshund in my sink







the CAT TOWEL



Tropic of Nelson show



Swinging gnome-wizard!



Moose shoe


A cat appeared out of nowhere, most probably sprung to life from the CAT TOWEL


Junk mountain in Allentown



My yard has a boner! (or some kind of mushroom..but still)


My dog is crossing her back legs


bird that makes cat noises



finally, no rain

listlessness

humidsweaty summer sweetness, here you are.
sometimes i want to do everything, so much so that i do...
NOTHING.
And it's wonderful!

Late-night television is awesome...most notably infomercials.







Close-up of the ewok dog


There's an ewok in my yard!


no comment


you can find slutty halloween costumes displayed in the thrift store.


Worn-out wiener pet on the deck.


Another tired wiener, resting by the grill.


DRAWIN'


i was working on this.


the aftermath.

also of note:
strange, horrible dreams involving sea creatures (an octopus, angelfish, siamese fighting fish, eel) swimming in the toilet of an abandoned house that creepy people are lurking/sort of living in.
(illustration to follow)

-k